Funneh Dirty Jokes

[The Green Gentleman]

whats pale, blue, and doesn't like sex? the little boy in my trunk....

lolololol that's gay.

whats pale, blue, and doesn't like sex? the little boy in my trunk....

woooow that going a bit to far 0-0

This, sir, is the internet. It would only be going too far if it were a little girl or a cat.

[Grisly Bear]

whats pale, blue, and doesn't like sex? the little boy in my trunk....

lolololol that's gay.

whats pale, blue, and doesn't like sex? the little boy in my trunk....

woooow that going a bit to far 0-0

This, sir, is the internet. It would only be going too far if it were a little girl or a cat.

no becuase even if it was a little girl or a cat it would still get by. hell triple points if the little girl has cat ears and a tail

[Futanarikthx]

i wish i had a tail >.< like a monkey tail or a cat tail. not a gay rabbit tail.

[Grisly Bear]

i want a wolf tail, not becuase i like wolves but that my favorite animal (guess what that is) doesnt have much of a tail to speak of

[The Green Gentleman]

I want a wolf tail and wolf ears and a sexy female body so I can be Horo.

[Grisly Bear]

horo is win, i have two of the novels and want the third one but cant afford it right now

[Futanarikthx]

as much as i agree, another dirty joke.

why do u stick a baby in a blender feet first?

so you can see the expression on his face!

[Eden-Anarchy]

Lets see who chuckles and who upchucks from my personal stash...

How did the police know the dead girl had dandruff? They found her "head and shoulders" in the bushes...

Whats the difference between a Roles Royce and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Roles Royce in my garage...

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans...

And this one is my personal sanity test- your responce to this joke will tell me if you need to be chewing on the leather straps of a straight jacket in the corner of a rubber room or not...

How do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice? You wipe your bloddy junk on her teady bear...

Yeah- Im going back to my corner to chew on my leather straps now... *nom nom nom*

[Guts_Matrix]

OK
What's the difference between a baby and my microwave??
My microwave doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.

Why does Micheal Jackson like Twenty-Eight year olds??
Because theirs 20 of them.
(This was relevant when the King of Pop was alive)

This isn't dirty but it's my only joke I have made that got any type of laughs.
What's the name of Donkey Kongs evil twin?
Vietcong.

[Futanarikthx]

Whats purple, covered in puss, and squeals?

A peeled baby in a bag of salt.



Whats the best sound in the world?

The sound of an infants hips cracking under pressure....