Ask me anything eh? CanadaMan

[CanadaMan]

Oh h***, why not?

I solemnly swear to answer as best I can eh?

[The Green Gentleman]

If you were the last male on earth and had 24 hours to impregnate one of the two surviving females, which would you choose? (they are both fertile for the sake of this question)

The 75 year old woman, or the 10 year old girl?

[CanadaMan]

There wouldn't be enough of a diverse gene pool to sustain the human population from two females and one male, so I would instead take my revenge on what/whomever did this to my species.

[elvenbladerogue]

is it true you bleed maple syrup?

[The Green Gentleman]

There wouldn't be enough of a diverse gene pool to sustain the human population from two females and one male, so I would instead take my revenge on what/whomever did this to my species.

She will have 10,000 children and they will all be able to have incest without consequence. Choose, motherfrogger.

[alittletootony]

There wouldn't be enough of a diverse gene pool to sustain the human population from two females and one male, so I would instead take my revenge on what/whomever did this to my species.

She will have 10,000 children and they will all be able to have incest without consequence. Choose, motherfrogger.

I say, do the old chick till the young one turns 18.

[CanadaMan]

is it true you bleed maple syrup?

Yeah, so any cuts I get pretty much seal themselves. It's like superglue band-aids, but tastier. The problem is when I start to lick my cuts because they're so delicious. Canadians also cry Maple Syrup, but that generally glues our eyelids shut, which is why you'll rarely see a Canadian cry.

@TGG: Hey, I answered the question as it was presented, y'all can't go changing it now.

[The Green Gentleman]

:L Doon't think of it as the same question. It is a new question~ new clause; the other will die immediately as a sacrifice to spawn 10,000 humans.

[Anarchy]

Can you take the One Ring to Mount Doom?

[Jrow]

Which Batman villain is your favorite, and why?