cheesy pick up lines

[The Green Gentleman]

Go up to a random girl in a club with a pocket size measureing tape and just start taking her measurments. when she asks what your doing just step back and and make a rectangle with your thumb and pointer fingers like your framing a picture and say "excuse me Ma'm im about to lay some pipe i was just wondering how much i needed"

I dunt get it...?

[cool name]

I guess frames are made of pipe, which refers to the male phallic symbol ?

[Grisly Bear]

bad pun and bump for comedic value

[dandellelenne]

one really weird pickup line i heard recently was

f**k me if i am wrong but you wanna date me( i love it cause it is a win win)

or some variations of it

f**k me if i am wrong but unicorns are real

then you can make your own

[Xanatos Gambit]

(Points to own Sig) I guess I didn't realize it when I was making it. xD

[bobobobobobobobotGo!]

"Hey baby. Your legs must be pi because they just go on and on forever."

I'm definitely going to try that some day! XD

[Grisly Bear]

Awkward...

[Friend]

As a teenager I worked at Six Flags and one of the girls I regularly worked with came up with the idea of us putting together a list of the top 50 or so worst pickup lines ever. I can't remember most of them now, but a few gems have stuck with me.


Was your Daddy a Baker? Because you have a great set of buns.
Can I massage your leg muscles? They must be soar from running through my mind all night.
Pardon me, Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to put my number in it.

[Patalight]

Are you African...because African love you!

[bobobobobobobobotGo!]

As a teenager I worked at Six Flags and one of the girls I regularly worked with came up with the idea of us putting together a list of the top 50 or so worst pickup lines ever. I can't remember most of them now, but a few gems have stuck with me.


Was your Daddy a Baker? Because you have a great set of buns.
Can I massage your leg muscles? They must be soar from running through my mind all night.
Pardon me, Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to put my number in it.

Funny. The last pick up line reminds me of the time when the girl at the register said, "can I have your cell number?" at the Uni store. I first thought it was some classification thing where they'll spam you later on via mail. I asked why, and we ended up with a staring contest. Then I noticed people around me grinning, and I was like....oook and end up not telling her.