I love breakfast. First meal of the day, essentially sets the mood for the day.
I also have to eat a lot in order to make it to lunch, and I have to eat in between both meals so that I don't die.
Now, I haven't had porridge in a while, so I thought I'd give the instant stuff a go. It's not entirely unhealthy, it's got some good things in there for you, and it's quick and easy (that's what ... he said?). Unfortunately, I forgot a key ingredient.
Maple f**king Syrup.
I'm not talking about that Aunt Jemimah s**t. I'm talking about the real motherf**king deal, straight from the trees.
Goddamn, I have a box full of porridge, and no syrup. That's like Baku eating rice and forgetting the rice and the chopsticks and the bowl.





